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Condiment Clash
Hot Dogs vs. Ketchup Kings
The people vs. the palace. Winner takes the Golden Squeeze Bottle and picks the stadium's official condiment for a year.
The league
Meet the teams.
Eight teams, eight mascots, five rivalries. Pick a side. Bring a foam hat.
The Flagship
Hot Dogs
Everything on it.
The Rival
Ketchup Kings
Bow to the Bottle.
The Underdogs
Dad Bods
Still got it. (Mostly.)
The Speedsters
Soccer Moms
Fast. Organized. Never late.
The Villains
Penalty Flags
Love us or flag us.
The Party Team
Mullets
Business in front. Party in back.
The Hotheads
Jalapeños
Too hot to handle.
The Tricksters
Lawn Gnomes
You never see us coming.
Rivalry nights
The five grudge matches.
vsvsCarpool Classic
Dad Bods vs. Soccer Moms
Still-got-it dads vs. never-late moms. Cul-de-sac pride on the line.
vsGarden War
Jalapeños vs. Lawn Gnomes
Hot vs. sneaky. The Gnomes swear they grew the Jalapeños. Winner keeps the Golden Trowel.
vsFlag Day Classic
Penalty Flags vs. Hot Dogs
The league's heroes vs. its villains. The loser's mascot wears the winner's colors for a week.
vsBuzzkill Bowl
Mullets vs. Penalty Flags
The strictest team vs. the loosest. If the Mullets win, the refs wear mullet wigs next game.