The Lawn Gnomes in their home uniforms on game night

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Lawn Gnomes Tee

Supersoft tee with the Lawn Gnomes logo.

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Lawn Gnomes Long Sleeve Tee

Long-sleeve tee with the Lawn Gnomes logo.

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Lawn Gnomes Hoodie

Heavyweight pullover hoodie with the Lawn Gnomes logo.

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Lawn Gnomes Crewneck Sweatshirt

Crewneck sweatshirt with the Lawn Gnomes logo.

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Lawn Gnomes Youth Tee

Kids' tee with the Lawn Gnomes logo.

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Lawn Gnomes Trucker Hat

Embroidered Lawn Gnomes trucker hat.

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Lawn Gnomes Dad Hat

Embroidered Lawn Gnomes dad hat.

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Lawn Gnomes Beanie

Embroidered Lawn Gnomes beanie for cold game nights.

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Lawn Gnomes Mug

11 oz glossy Lawn Gnomes mug. For tailgate coffee.

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Lawn Gnomes Water Bottle

Lawn Gnomes water bottle.

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Lawn Gnomes Sticker

3×3 in kiss-cut Lawn Gnomes sticker. Slap it on the cooler.

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Lawn Gnomes Tote Bag

Lawn Gnomes tote bag. Carries the tailgate.

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The legend

For a hundred years garden gnomes stood on America's lawns, silently watching every backyard game ever played. And they took notes. In 2026 they stepped off the flowerbed. They already know your playbook.

“Nobody ever checks the gnome.”

Founded: 2026, after 100 years of taking notes
Motto: “Nobody ever checks the gnome.”
Signature play: The Garden Variety
Mascot: Gnorman

@nbllawngnomes

A Lawn Gnomes receiver in light blue leaps for the ball against the Jalapeños, packed stands behind — Game nightLawn Gnomes

Gnorman, the Lawn Gnomes mascot, with fans cheering in front of him — **Mascot: Gnorman**The G is silent. So is he. Five identical Gnormans hide in every stadium.

Uniforms

The kits.

Home

Denim

Jean-jacket blue with contrast stitching, garden green pants, red helmet.

Away

Beard

Beard white with red numbers and denim pants. Red-striped white helmet.

Alternate

Toadstool

Red with white mushroom polka dots. Worn on Garden Party nights.

Rivalry & traditions

Pick a side.

Garden War

Lawn Gnomes vs. Jalapeños

The Gnomes swear they grew the Jalapeños in their own backyard. The Jalapeños deny everything. Sneaky vs. hot, every time. The winner keeps the Golden Trowel for a year.

The chant

THE SHHH

Touchdown celebration · The Freeze

The scorer climbs onto the end-zone pylon and freezes in a perfect garden-gnome pose. Teammates walk over and pretend to water him.

Schedule Game nights and cities announced soon.

Players Roster reveal coming soon.