The Flagship
Everything on it.
Team store
The legend
Born in Parking Lot C at 4:57 PM, when a tipped tailgate grill launched an all-beef frank in a perfect spiral to a nine-year-old who caught it one-handed. In a bun. The people's team: trick plays, fan catches and a dance break every quarter.
“Ketchup is a dip. Mustard is a belief system.” — Big Frank
Uniforms
Home
Mustard body, navy yokes and a ketchup squiggle across the chest. Unmissable from the cheap seats.
Away
Navy with a mustard squiggle. Classy on the road, still a hot dog.
Alternate
Toasted-bun tan with grill marks and retro stripes. For Opening Night and the Condiment Clash.
Rivalry & traditions
vs
Hot Dogs vs. Ketchup Kings
The people vs. the palace. The winner takes home the Golden Squeeze Bottle and picks the stadium's official condiment for a year.
vs
Hot Dogs vs. Penalty Flags
Once a season, the league's heroes and villains settle it. The loser's mascot wears the winner's colors for a week.
The chant
Touchdown celebration · The Bun Hug
Two teammates sandwich the scorer like a bun, a third pops a mustard-bottle confetti cannon over the top, and the crowd yells “ALL BEEF!”
Schedule Game nights and cities announced soon.
Players Roster reveal coming soon.
