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Still got it. (Mostly.)

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Dad Bods Tee

Dad Bods

Dad Bods Tee

Supersoft tee with the Dad Bods logo.

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Dad Bods Long Sleeve Tee

Dad Bods

Dad Bods Long Sleeve Tee

Long-sleeve tee with the Dad Bods logo.

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Dad Bods Hoodie

Dad Bods

Dad Bods Hoodie

Heavyweight pullover hoodie with the Dad Bods logo.

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Dad Bods Crewneck Sweatshirt

Dad Bods

Dad Bods Crewneck Sweatshirt

Crewneck sweatshirt with the Dad Bods logo.

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Dad Bods Youth Tee

Dad Bods

Dad Bods Youth Tee

Kids' tee with the Dad Bods logo.

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Dad Bods Trucker Hat

Dad Bods

Dad Bods Trucker Hat

Embroidered Dad Bods trucker hat.

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Dad Bods Dad Hat

Dad Bods

Dad Bods Dad Hat

Embroidered Dad Bods dad hat.

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Dad Bods Beanie

Dad Bods

Dad Bods Beanie

Embroidered Dad Bods beanie for cold game nights.

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Dad Bods Mug

Dad Bods

Dad Bods Mug

11 oz glossy Dad Bods mug. For tailgate coffee.

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Dad Bods Water Bottle

Dad Bods

Dad Bods Water Bottle

Dad Bods water bottle.

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Dad Bods Sticker

Dad Bods

Dad Bods Sticker

3×3 in kiss-cut Dad Bods sticker. Slap it on the cooler.

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Dad Bods Tote Bag

Dad Bods

Dad Bods Tote Bag

Dad Bods tote bag. Carries the tailgate.

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The legend

A dad in cargo shorts watched a dropped touchdown on TV and said the most dangerous words in sports: “I could've caught that.” By sundown eleven dads had a 1994 Turkey Bowl playbook and a game on the cul-de-sac.

“We're not out of shape. Round is a shape.” — Big Gary
Founded
Garage Bay #2, Labor Day weekend
Playbook
A 1994 Turkey Bowl playbook
Roster rule
Every player is 35+ and a real dad
Mascot
Big Gary
Watch the Dad Bods promo 0:37
@nbldadbods
The Dad Bods in navy-and-khaki uniforms taking the field in front of a packed stadium
Game nightDad Bods
Big Gary, the Dad Bods mascot, waving a spatula in his #40 jersey
Mascot: Big GaryThe cul-de-sac's most confident grill-master. Wears #40, because life begins at 40.

Uniforms

The kits.

The Dad Bods home, away and alternate uniforms

Home

Charcoal Grill

Charcoal jersey, khaki shoulder stripes, coral-outlined #40, khaki pants, charcoal cap with the spatula emblem.

Away

Sunday Best

Crisp white with charcoal and sky blue. As clean as a freshly mowed lawn.

Alternate

Backyard Vacation

Sky blue vacation-shirt print with grills and hibiscus, plus a bucket hat. Worn for Father's Day weekend.

Rivalry & traditions

Pick a side.

Dad BodsvsSoccer Moms

Carpool Classic

Dad Bods vs. Soccer Moms

Every family has one argument that never ends. Ours is played on a football field. Moms lead the all-time series; the Dads “demand a recount.” The winner takes the Golden Thermostat until the rematch.

The chant

“WHO'S GOT IT?” “STILL GOT IT!”

Touchdown celebration · The Lawnmower

The scorer yanks an imaginary starter cord. It never starts on the first pull. Then the whole team “mows” a straight line across the end zone.

Schedule Game nights and cities announced soon.

Players Roster reveal coming soon.